niggaimdeadass: when i have kids imma fuck with them even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble ask them shit like “why the teacher called me today?” “what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!” then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble stupid mothafucka
boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.